“Convoy? Michael, you’re hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.”
In context
Michael: Aye, he calls it Convoy.
Alan: Convoy? Michael, you’re hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
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The scene
Alan criticises Tex, who has named his single pickup truck Convoy.
Cars and drivingInsults and put-downs
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Quick answers
Who says "Convoy? Michael, you’re hanging around with a man who uses..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.