“Can you hear me? I’m trapped under a cow.”
In context
Alan: Can you hear me? I’m trapped under a cow.
Steve: Alright, he’s OK. Look, get the cow of the boat please.
Alan: I’m not OK. I’m not OK. Help! I can feel an udder on my leg.
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The scene
The farmers’ revenge: a dead cow dropped on Alan’s head from a bridge during the corporate video shoot.
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Quick answers
Who says "Can you hear me? I’m trapped under a cow."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Watership Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.