“As a mustardess, if you like, what’s your view on the new kids on the block? I mean things like Tabasco sause and soy. I mean, do those keep you awake at night?”
In context
Alan: As a mustardess, if you like, what’s your view on the new kids on the block? I mean things like Tabasco sause and soy. I mean, do those keep you awake at night?
Karen: Well, as we say in our family, too much mustard gets up your nose.
Alan: Marvellous.
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The scene
Alan makes small talk with the mustard heiress by quizzing her about rival sauces.
Awkward momentsCatchphrasesFood and drink
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Quick answers
Who says "As a mustardess, if you like, what’s your view on..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Bravealan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.