“I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.”
In context
Alan: I tell you what, if it weren’t for the telescopic dampers on all four corners of the caravan, that place would have been wobbling like a very rude house. I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.
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The scene
Alan corrects himself after boasting about his caravan to a builder.
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Quick answers
Who says "I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.