“You robot! I wouldn’t be surprised if she went into the kitchen, opened her chest up, stuck in a screw driver and turned her smile up.”
In context
Alan: Yeah. You robot! I wouldn’t be surprised if she went into the kitchen, opened her chest up, stuck in a screw driver and turned her smile up. It’s a nice chest, but full of wires.
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The scene
Alan on the hotel receptionist Susan, whose smile the RTE executives found unsettlingly cheerful.
Insults and put-downsLinton Travel Tavern
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Quick answers
Who says "You robot! I wouldn’t be surprised if she went into..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.