“Two equally hot, but differently-shaped potatoes. Chips and… crinkle-cut chips.”
In context
Alan: Indeed the lines are open if you want to call, make a comment on either architecture or morality, two equally hot, but differently-shaped potatoes. Chips and… crinkle-cut chips.
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The scene
Alan, on Radio Norwich, links an OMD album title to a food metaphor.
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Quick answers
Who says "Two equally hot, but differently-shaped potatoes. Chips and… crinkle-cut chips."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.