“They have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like “Mum” and “Stab”.”
In context
Alan: And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like “Mum” and “Stab”.
Sonja: They don’t sound so evil, these men like flowers.
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The scene
Alan describes the funerals of London gangsters, from the book that has replaced his own on the shelves.
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Quick answers
Who says "They have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.