“There’s one in the bathroom, but I’ve no cause to use it.”
In context
Alan: You haven’t got a spoon?
Michael: There’s one in the bathroom, but I’ve no cause to use it.
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The scene
Michael explains why he doesn’t have a spoon to hand.
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Quick answers
Who says "There’s one in the bathroom, but I’ve no cause to..."?
Michael says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Bravealan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.