“Can you fingerprint a sausage?”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1 · Episode 2 – Alan Attraction

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In context

Michael: Ok! Either that or their finger prints eh?
Alan: Can you fingerprint a sausage?
Michael: Well, I suppose technically you could, aye!
Alan: Suppose I was a burglar and I wanted to avoid detection I could strap sausages to my fingers.

The scene

Alan and Michael at their most contentedly pointless, plotting a sausage-based burglary.

Food and drink Linton Travel Tavern

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Who says "Can you fingerprint a sausage?"?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 2 – Alan Attraction (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.