“Right, Sonja. Let’s sort this timetable out. 9am, “Doctor No”. Break for a pee.”
In context
Alan: Right, Sonja. Let’s sort this timetable out. 9am, “Doctor No”. Break for a pee. I need at least three minutes to urinate.
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The scene
Alan plans every minute of his James Bond marathon with girlfriend Sonja.
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Quick answers
Who says "Right, Sonja. Let’s sort this timetable out. 9am, “Doctor No”...."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.