“This isn’t ‘Silent Witness’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Lynn
“Speak very quickly, she can’t understand it.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Lynn, you’re my first line of defence. You just rolled over and let them tickle your belly.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“It was like a very moving sheep dip.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“And if you sink, you’re a Baptist. And if you float, you’re evil? It’s touch and go.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Lynn, five minutes ago you were my PA and now you’re inviting me to some sort of religious wet T-shirt competition.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
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“Lynn, what the frig have you got on your feet?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Splashdown for Lynn is 1500 hours on Sunday.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“I wouldn’t like to be dunked by a retired policeman. Because when you came up he’d probably go “Where’s the money?””
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Aagh! Sorry, I thought you were going ot attack me with your finger.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
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