“Amazing the number of people who still think the petrol cap to a Ford Focus is on the offside rear.”
In context
Alan: Chap there parked on the wrong side of the pumps. Amazing the number of people who still think the petrol cap to a Ford Focus is on the offside rear.
Michael: When will they learn?
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The scene
Alan watches a stranger at the BP garage struggle with his fuel hose, and passes judgement.
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Quick answers
Who says "Amazing the number of people who still think the petrol..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Bravealan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.