“Grab a sofa!”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan

In context

Piet: I’m dying to hear your ideas for the fireplace conference, Alan.
Alan: Grab a sofa!
Piet: Just over here?

The scene

Alan’s welcome to a client, in a half-built office with one sofa.

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Who says "Grab a sofa!"?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.