“Give him a painting of a Spitfire, and let him go.”
In context
Alan: Yeah, but he’s finished revamping it now. So, give him a painting of a Spitfire, and let him go.
Chris: OK.
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The scene
Alan recommends how to sack the colleague who bored him at the funeral.
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Quick answers
Who says "Give him a painting of a Spitfire, and let him..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 6 – Towering Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.