“Correct me if I’m wrong, there is a zero tolerance policy on denim in the bar.”
In context
Alan to waiter: Correct me if I’m wrong, there is a zero tolerance policy on denim in the bar.
Waiter: Yes.
Alan to waiter: I think there’s a chap over there wearing jeans. Chap of bout six.
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The scene
Alan reports a six-year-old to the waiter for wearing jeans in the club bar.
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Quick answers
Who says "Correct me if I’m wrong, there is a zero tolerance..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.