“Coffee Machines are the future, Lynn. Kettles are sad.”

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In context

Alan: Hello Lynn, would you like a coffee? Coffee Machines are the future, Lynn. Kettles are sad. Okay Lynn, what do you think of the polo neck?

The scene

Alan in his new caravan, enthusiastic about his coffee machine.

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Who says "Coffee Machines are the future, Lynn. Kettles are sad."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.