“Grab a sofa!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan
“Grab a sofa!”
“Oh god no. You don’t want a clown. They’d never get to the podium with those long shoes on.”
“Jack-a-nack-a-nory!”
“Oh, yes of course. I should have gissed!”
“I think the designer has gone for that “toilet door balanced on a Black & Decker Workmate” effect.”