“The more I learn about Hitler, the more I dislike him. He was mad.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge quotes: Awkward moments
“I recently lobbied the council to suggest that they changed the gesture to a thumbs-up. A double thumbs-up.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Where once there were bearskins and quivers, just substitute that for monkey hats and tat.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“This is a technique I borrowed from Andy McNab, who was actually the first person ever to do it in a book.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
“Atif! How are you diddling?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Ten-pin bowling. Next question?”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
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“Good morning, computer. Can you synchronise the dual temperature controls?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“One asks what if.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
“TGV8. Now, that is funny. Sorry, you were saying.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“If you run into a chicken shed with a truncheon and a bin bag, you’re not gonna get them all.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
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