Alan Partridge Quotes has had its biggest overhaul in years. The site was looking its age, so we rebuilt it from the ground up while keeping everything people came for: the full scripts.
What’s new
- A proper quote library. Over 500 Alan Partridge quotes, each with the scene around it, who said it, the episode and a short note on why it works. Every quote links back to the full script. Browse the quotes or try the random quote generator.
- Scripts, easier to read. The full scripts of I’m Alan Partridge, Welcome to the Places of My Life and Open Books with Martin Bryce now have a jump-to-scene menu and cleaner layout. See all scripts.
- A quote GIF maker. Pick a line, choose a colour and an animation, and download a shareable GIF. Make one.
- Videos. A hub of official clips, from Smell My Cheese to the latest series. Watch.
- News is back. Alan Partridge and Steve Coogan news, with a look back at key moments since 2013 and fresh posts weekly.
- A new look. A 90s British TV feel, with Alan’s signature in the header and the old “Every ruddy one!” tagline.
- Faster and tidier. A lighter, modern build behind the scenes, with old clutter removed.
Still to come
We are working on adding the Knowing Me, Knowing You scripts. If you can help with accurate transcripts or spot a mistake in any script, get in touch.
Please support us
This is a free, unofficial fan site, run for the love of Alan. Keeping it online and growing takes time and money. The easiest way to help is to use the links in our shop and the “Watch or buy” boxes on script pages when you pick up Alan Partridge or Steve Coogan DVDs and books. It costs you nothing extra, and we earn a small commission as an Amazon Associate that goes straight back into the site. Sharing the site with a fellow fan helps just as much. Thank you.