“Welcome aboard the good ship… My house.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan

In context

Alan: Michael’s going to be staying here for a bit, till they put his front door back on. Welcome aboard the good ship… My house.

The scene

Alan welcomes Michael, who has temporarily moved in to the half-built house.

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Who says "Welcome aboard the good ship… My house."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.