“No, that’s a razor. Could have done with that for the crackling. Have you ever shaved your crackling?”
In context
Kate: The technical name for that is actually a gilet.
Alan: No, that’s a razor. Could have done with that for the crackling. Have you ever shaved your crackling?
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The scene
Alan mishears a fashion term, and returns to crackling.
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Quick answers
Who says "No, that’s a razor. Could have done with that for..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.