“Bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black pudding – snap, erm, minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans.”
In context
Alan: In fact, I’ve made a few notes. Yes, bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black pudding – snap, erm, minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater.
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The scene
Alan marks his girlfriend’s breakfast like a food critic.
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Quick answers
Who says "Bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.