“Those spiky trees I think are Joshua trees.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Those spiky trees I think are Joshua trees.”
“I didn’t see that advertised, you should sack your PR people.”
“Who’s this beautiful blonde man with a lovely voice? It’s Annie Lennox.”
“Knowing me Alan Partridge, knowing you Glen Ponder, a-ha.”
“Please welcome, super trooper, Keith Hunt.”
“Swede’s are, Swedish don’t have a bad life when you think about it.”
“Good band.”
“That’s not the end of the beginning. The end of the beginning goes like this.”
“Hide the steak, it’s Chrissie Hynde.”
“Can I have a condensed Pink Floyd concert for £500?”