Alan is in the Radio Norwich studio pottering around while a farmer is talking on his phone in “This Mornings’ Farmer”:

Farmer:

Then we bring the cows in, get them milked by 6AM…

Alan:

You’re listening to “This Mornings’ Farmer. Go on, you were talking about cow bringing-in.

Farmer:

Yeah we bringing them in for milkin’, then all that can go…

Alan:

Pop the straight jacket on them?

Farmer:

What?

Alan:

Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’, Robert Moon. Robert, did you have your breakfast this morning?

Farmer:

Well I reckon the way things are going…

Alan:

Can you just answer ‘yes’ for the purposes of a joke?

Farmer:

Yes.

Alan:

In which case you must be a ‘full moon’. Hello?

Farmer:

Still ‘ere.

Alan:

Yeah, I was making a pun on your name.

Farmer:

Oh right.

Alan:

Anyway, thank you very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’.

(Old MacDonald tune plays with a loud cow moo at the end)

Sorry about that. Robert a bit slow on the uptake there. Don’t know what he had for breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap. Just making a quick joke there about how infected cattle feed can attack the central nervous system. It’s just coming up to 5:35am.

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