“Stop getting Bond wrong!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
Alan Partridge quotes: Tex
“Hi, Tex. We’re having a hoedown. I’m down, but I’m not a ho.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“Well, now you’ve got “Norfolk’s Maddest Man”!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“What, Wayne Sleep? It’s just, the jacket and the boots.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“Yeah, I thought he just drew pictures of mice. I prefer David Attenborough. At least he’s more honest. He interviews real mice.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“Nice to meet you, Colin.”
Tex · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
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