“I always think of you as Bleachy Head because of your hair.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: John
“I’m one of the anti-cancer set. We’re a dying breed.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“M62. How’s it going in the living room, uncovered any old fireplaces?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“What’s the one where the laser beam goes up his Jaffas?”
John · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“Squeeze a double bed in there, and I can open the door and just step up onto the bed.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Right, I’ll give you 200. That’s a pony and a bag of hooves.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
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“I was just walking through my house… In the style of James Bond.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“Abso-bloody-exactly!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
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