“Tea’s up. I’m sorry we’ve only got one mug, we don’t get a lot of visitors.”
Jed Maxwell · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
Alan Partridge quotes: Jed Maxwell
“Not my face, I’m doing a photo-shoot for Vision Express!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
“I’ll BE your friend.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
“It took 14 hours! I fainted three times.”
Jed Maxwell · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
“You’re no relation to Robert Maxwell?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
“Chester. Near North Wales, off the M56.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
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“It’s like Kilroy, but with tea, Wagon Wheels and Sue Cook.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
“Can I have it back?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan
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