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Hello! welcome to our site, dedicated to the classic quotes from Norfolk’s son of chat, Alan Partridge. On this site, you will find all of Alan’s quotes from all his appearances.
Alan is purely the best of British comedy.
From his early days of radio, through his television careers and on to his endeavours in later life. We hope we’ve captured them all, and more to the point, we hope you enjoy them and come back for more.
Regards and A-ha,
The AlanPartridgeQuotes.com Team
Roger Moore is due to appear on the show and Alan has prepared a special room full of props that … Continue reading
Chester! Chester! Near North Wales! Off the M56! Alan is in the room Jed has dedicated to him. Jed reveals … Continue reading
Alan leaves Michael to ponder after chatting about a sandwich board and heads over to reception, where Jed Maxwell is … Continue reading
Alan has left the studio and is driving back to the Linton Travel Tavern in his car, which is plastered … Continue reading
Alan is in the Radio Norwich Studio presenting the evening show Alan: That was Roxanne, by the Police or as … Continue reading
Taken from Alan Partridge Scissored Isle. … Continue reading
Alan is in the Radio Norwich studio pottering around while a farmer is talking on his phone in “This Mornings’ … Continue reading
From the last episode of the first series, Towering Alan. Alan and Dave have an on-air spat and Alan replaces … Continue reading
If you couldn’t get on to our site today, it was because there was an outage at our hosting provider. … Continue reading
I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corby trouser press, again. Then I went down to Keyboard Central … Continue reading